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A GOOD STIFF 1

AGING

AINT FOR SISSIE

BE BAD BIRTHDAY

BIG BLOWOUT

BIG?

BIRTHDAY FOOFIE

BIRTHDAY SONG

BIRTHDAY TREAT

BURINING QUESTI

GOOD SPIRIT

HORNEY

HOTTER AND HOTT

LIFES A BEACH

MUCHO SMOOCHO

NUNS BAD HABITS

OMMM MY GOD

OVER THE TOP

PARTY ON PRAIRI

PERKS

ROCK ON

WEENIE ROAST

WHATEVER IT TAK

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Party Prairie:Does this make me look Fat? Big Blowout:Time for a big Blowout. Lifes Beach:If lifes a beach, where the hell are our cabana boys? Burning Question:At you age, it all comes down to one question. What the hell was I looking for? Hotter than Hot:We're not getting older we're getting hotter! Big?:Does this outfit make my ass look big? Good Spirit:It's your bday.Filled with good spirits! Over the Top:Hope your bday's over the top! Whatever it Takes:Do whatever it takes. Bday Song:All together now.. Happy Bday to Yoooouuu! Ommm my God:Omm ...my god. It's your biday again! Mucho Smoocho: Mucho Smoocho to you on your bday! Be Bad Bday:It's your bday, Be bad. Be very bad. Rock On:Rock On! Aging: It's mostly in your head - And partly in your butt. Horney:Your Bday? I am SO down with that. Sissie:Getting Older ain't for Sissies Nuns:Heres to another year of bad habits! Perks:Lalala I'm throwing out the veggies Foofie:If you can get it up you're not gettin old

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Sending your Unique Gift directly to someone you're buying for is no hassle at all. RAPT will happily wrap your Gift FREE of charge, write a personal message on your behalf and send it direct to them or to you so you can give it to them in person.

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